I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Small penises have feelings too.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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