You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She bit a glass in half.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
