I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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