I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
