I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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