Christians are straight up FREAKS
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
