i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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