and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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