ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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