yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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