This is not my ceiling
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
