She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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