We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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