UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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