My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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