i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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