He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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