Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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