do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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