its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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