Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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