you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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