Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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