why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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