My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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