whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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