why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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