I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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