Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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