I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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