when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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