ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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