her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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