You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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