im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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