if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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