hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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