Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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