road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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