would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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