is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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