Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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