i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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