I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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