mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
