She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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