i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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