dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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