I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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