How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Alive.
So much puke
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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