Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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