Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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