and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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