I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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