He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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