I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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